David: It’s like trying to police a country with Daleks!
Jimmy: Which would never work with the disabled access we’ve got now, the Daleks can get everywhere.
David: Jimmy, are you saying that you think that disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy?
Jimmy: Yes, yes, that is exactly what I’m saying.
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lmfao jimmy carr vs Daleks… brilliance